Saturday, June 23, 2012

Of unproductive emplyees

Say hello to the month of unproductive employees (and maybe employers too?) for it is the month of football (soccer to some of you)!

Every two years, I'll get all excited and hyped up over this: World Cup AND Euro. Well, for this year, it is Euro 2012 where 16 European football giants meet - all teams are in hopes of winning the UEFA Euro Cup.

Yes, I watch football. Yes, I am very willing to sleep early and wake up in the middle of the night to watch these championships. For this year, Euro 2012 is held in Poland-Ukraine and the match starts at 12am and 2.45am (local time). I know, the matches are pretty late but like I said, I'll sleep early and wake up just in time.. Haha.

Needless to say, all in all, I've had about five hours of sleep combined in one day. Not good, definitely not good. I need around eight hours straight of sleep to function - especially working in a place that requires me to write..

My eyes are really puffy now.. I need my bed.

Anyway, can't wait for tonight's match between Spain and France! (I don't know which one to choose... I always have a soft spot for France..)



Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Piranha Double D.

Ever since I started working, going out on weeknights is a definite no-no. But yesterday, I made my rare appearance because I was bored at home and plus, I missed my friends. So I thought, why not.

And so we watched Piranha 3DD.. Haa.. I knew the movie was cheesy but seriously, cheesy got to a whole new level.

Blood? Check. 
Evil ugly fishies? Check.
Some x-rated sex scenes (thank God for our censorship board! If not, it is going to be damn uncomfortable watching those horrible sex scenes in the cinema!)? Check.
Half naked women running around? Check.
Cheesy lines? Check.
Awkward kissing moments? Check.

And the cheesiest of em all....

David Hasselhoff!

Haa.. I can take the whole gory, blood splattering, evil-fish-eat-people thing but The Hoff in Piranha 3DD? This is waaayyy too much. And, to top it off, The Hoff even ran Baywatch style - you know, running on the beach really, really slowly?

Awkwaaaardddd *crickets criketting*

To top it off, the mother of all "eeew" moments has go to be: The Hoff's jiggly boobies. Yes, jiggly boobies. No matter how hard a man tries, old age WILL give men boobies. You want proof? Watch Piranha 3DD.

Apart from those human eating evil fish, I would say the second star of the movie has got to be those boobies running freely. After all, Piranha 3DD IS about those double Ds...and apparently, Mr Hoff's too.